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the shark

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).
"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"
by dipper_iz_bosna January 16, 2009
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Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.
1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.
by Anal Czar September 17, 2010
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Carpet Shark

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!
by TrashyCure October 4, 2016
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mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.
Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.
by 132012 February 17, 2009
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taco shark

a shark stuffed into a giant hard shell taco from taco bell, btw if u don't leik sharks than u are a HORRIBLE person, well, except if u are afraid of dem.
hey dude, did u see dat taco shark by taco bell? itz apparently der new mascot!!!!!
by sharky boi!!!!! February 3, 2021
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Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it
I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me
by sharkinstien November 18, 2009
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Shark attack

When a woman ties a man down and forces cunnilingus on him during her menstrual cycle.
"My ex cheated on me, so I shark attacked his ass."
by Mitsukaiuka June 21, 2014
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