dirt spider

a vary hairy vagina that is common among trailer trash europeans and various sluts you might know

a hairy dirty vagina

by juice cam March 11, 2005

Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

by shafer r. May 25, 2008

Spiderman

The incorrect spelling of the comic book superhero Spider-Man.
A mistake make often where the hifinn is left out.

It's nerdy but it's true.

by shay42 May 7, 2005

spiderman thread

Spiderman threads are pretty much the best thing ever. The definition is self-explanatory.

Y'all niggas postin' in a spiderman thread?

by TheInglesidePimp February 5, 2012

Spiderman Ass

The act of laying on the back on a flat surface preferably the ground so that the anal region is pointing toward the target human. The human in which is committing the act will then roll his or her undergarments cinematically upward slowly to at last reveal their entire anal region to the target in the same fashion spiderman rolls down his mask in the Spiderman kissing scene with MJ. (prefered to be done with spiderman boxers)

I proudly presented my spiderman ass to mary jane as she stared shockingly into my hairy brown eye.

by Peter Russo July 3, 2007

Spider Pubes

fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable

That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off

by Neb Yenoc December 23, 2008

Spiderfan

The act of masturbating whilst hanging upside down opposite a powerful fan with a spiderman mask only half on ones face. One then ejaculates into ones hand and slings it into the fan like the famous webslinger. The fan then it blows the jizm back onto oneself - preferably in the chest.

hey man i was bored last night so I totally Spiderfanned myself FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!

I heard that Brad gave himself the old Spiderfan last night. That's probably why his shirt is sticking to his chest.

by Virender Shewag December 15, 2011