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Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog
Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.
by BFew November 27, 2010
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cock swamp

1. A lady who is known for being a dirty whore.

2. To be swamped by cocks
In a sentence, Nicole is such a cock swamp.

This party is a cock swamp.
by TheSpieler11 December 3, 2014
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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009
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bloody swamp

It is supposedly the most difficult video game level EVER. However, it is possible. I TOTALLY BEAT IT!!
Wow! I just beat Bloody Swamp-- I tried it a billion times, and it never worked. Then I tried using Bezerker, and it worked.
by seane December 6, 2004
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Cajun Swamp Gas

Thick, pungent, lingering gas that is the result of eating blackened seasoned foods. Blackening is one of the most flavorful ways to prepare food that will leave you with spicy elemented swamp gas. The hallmarks of Cajun Swamp Gas are its spice filled after notes and their power to linger in the air for extended periods. Makes for the best, but the worst, dutch ovens.
Carl couldn't resist eating a giant blackened shrimp po' boy for dinner. The blackened seasoning fired up Carl's bowels and he was dropping Cajun Swamp Gas all night. It was so ripe that he gave his girlfriend a dutch oven to share the rancid stench.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
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magic swamp

To jump forward while appearing flat on the ground - a technique my friend coined after he accidentally pulled it off while playing Rush'n Attack (NES)
My friend Mark Jason magic swamped some dorks in military uniform.
by j-cleft March 4, 2009
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get that swamp

When a woman hasn't cleaned her vagina in excess of 7 days and algae begins to form but yet the man still wants to get that swamp
Brett "yo that bitch hasn't showered in 2 weeks but she hot"

Tom "yeah man gotta get that swamp"!
by Cuntcar April 15, 2016
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