Peg Stand

It’s like a keg stand, but instead involves pegging.

Hey you silly goose, let’s get drunk and do a peg stand

by The Flatulator May 23, 2025

American Stand-off

When 4 or more people are pointing weapons at each other ready for action.

I thought it was a group of friends at a party, it turned out to be an American stand-off!!

by Kanaryellow901 July 21, 2025

Garage stand

When you do a hand stand in a garage, have someone else hold your feet and then take a toke of the cannabis smoke

I'm bored let's smoke weed and do garage stands
Hold my legs and pass the joint i wanna do a garage stand

by Happy birthday captain August 13, 2025

Police stand-down

Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention

1, busy signal or calls redirected to police services msg loop

2, wait time for 911 emergency police services in excess of 3 hour wait times. Police will also down grade 911 call to disturbance call and never show up (abandoned in sheltering situation)

Police stand-down where police services are temporarily suspended to a region for a police intervention.

by Modern Women January 5, 2026

Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 15, 2009

jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again

I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.

by LGAKHC May 27, 2010

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011