Sloppy Dallas

When a someone gives a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Hey dave, Lucy gave me a sloppy Dallas last night.

by Zandariouz October 15, 2020

sloppy Cronkite

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

Sloppy Cans

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

by the B.O.B. October 16, 2008

sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of chewing tobacco.

Guy: How was last night?
Me: It was chill until she hit me with that sloppy Dallas!

by gorbalInToTH October 15, 2020

Sloppy Gusher

A extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a "michonda". Causes are yet to be found

"Oh shit dude you have a huge fukn sloppy gusher under here" as the someone observes ones armpit.

by BigDon.Guy December 9, 2014

sloppy spot

A vagina euphemism used due to its wet and slippery texture.

After I played with her tits, I slid my hand down to the sloppy spot.

by Wicho April 24, 2006

Sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouth full of dip

Do you want me to give you a sloppy dallas?

by Börger October 15, 2020