Single

The state of being in which you aquire a plethora of unsolicited pictures of male genitalia, or "dick pics".

Ashley is so single. She has an entire album titled "Dank as Dick".

by janellewestcoast September 3, 2016

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Single

A female who eats baked goods while re-watching Homeland episodes.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Staying home, eating this pie I baked and watching last season of Homeland.
Friend, Oh, you must be single.

by BakedGoodz June 4, 2016

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Signal Lights

the yellow lights on a car BMW drivers don't know the use for. they're made to let others know when you're about to change lanes or go into a corner

Audi driver: You fucking dick sucking cunt use your signal lights
BMW driver: use psychic powers you Audi driving fag

by Marcotine January 29, 2017

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That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.

"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"

by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017

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