the shark

If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.

Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).

"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."

"Argggg yearh!"

by dipper_iz_bosna January 16, 2009

Carpet Shark

A slutty lesbian

Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!

by TrashyCure October 4, 2016

Pole Shark

Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.

1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.

2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.

by Anal Czar September 17, 2010

mud shark

A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.

Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.

by 132012 February 17, 2009

half shark

a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.

I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.

by poopoohead April 25, 2006

Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it

I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me

by sharkinstien November 18, 2009

Shark Attack

When you say something aloud to a friend and he or she repeats what you said with a rhyming word in a way that makes no sense whatsoever.

Lloyd - "Hey, did you see that shark swimming in the water?"

Sarah - "What? I don't see a park."

Lloyd - "SHARK ATTACK!!"

by Eat At Fido's July 22, 2011