the scarlet letter

A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.

I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?

by fingersofsalad January 22, 2009

Scarface

say hellow to my little friend-tony montana

tony montana was a political prisoner and came to america for a better life but fucked it all up

by sfg October 13, 2003

scarf

A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.

" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."

by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006

scary stories

Term used to secretly imply sex in a dark room with candle light. sometimes mistaken for story time.

girl- we should tell scary stories.
boy- ok?
girl- we could turn out the lights and light a candle.
boy- ok but maybe we should ask my step brother so it dosen't look suspecious.
girl-umm.... oh ok sure.
girl to herself (dumbass)

by jimmyisgay November 11, 2006

Scarsdale Downs

A 1928 developer's name for the New Rochelle, NY neighborhood consisting of the area north of Wilmont Road at the Scarsdale line.

Source: "The Place Names of Westchester County, NY"
(A Dictionary of Origins and Historical Meanings)
By Richard M. Lederer, Jr. Published 1978

I'm not from Scarsdale....I just live in the Scarsdale Downs.

by Sugar Mania September 9, 2006

russian red scare

when a girl is on her period youdrink the blood from her vagina

My bitch is on her period so tonite im going to get a russian red scare

by chenny baybay August 3, 2007

scarn

n. Mayhem, mischief, and general disarray, usually caused by drunken fraternity members between the ages of 18 and 21.
See also Xi Xi.

The broken windows, bottles, bones, and cherries were evidence that a considerably amount of scarn had taken place the previous night.

by Jimmy Baseball May 7, 2005