Rule Forty-two

As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."

Quote:

At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'

Everybody looked at Alice.

'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.

'You are,' said the King.

'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.

'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'

'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.

'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.

by arkizzle October 11, 2009

Riley

Riley he's genuine, honest, trustworthy, hot, mannerly, polite, athletic, fast, and very loveable.

Kate: my boyfriend is so trustworthy, honest, hot, and loveable.

Blaine: oh you probably got a riley

by Kaylennnnnnnn March 18, 2015

da RuleZ

da RuleZ these little traditions that people used to follow but now freely ignore.

Like how black thugletes and golfsters have legions of white sluts.

da RuleZ no longer apply.

by Jacques Asse January 13, 2010

Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.

I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009

2 hour rule

When you're on the phone for over two hours with someone of the opposite sex(of whatever sex you are interested in) it means you are able to really connect with them and can probably have a meaningful relationship, they then become you're boy/girlfriend if they pass the 2-hour mark in a 24 hour period

That girl was soooo sexy, I was trying to get her to break the 2 hour rule but she hung up after five minutes and wouldn't return my calls til after midnight

by Yankeefan88 July 3, 2009

rule

1. v. to succede, dominate, or do exceptionally.
2. v. to be better than the rest.

I ruled over that man who's ass I kicked.

O'Doyle rules.

by O'Doyle April 5, 2005

Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

by mboone April 13, 2010