read my lips

a very nice way to say, " girl you got moose knuckle" Said as if she has a such a gnarly front wedgie that you can almost her what her other lips are saying.

Oh my god becky, look twelve o clock, read my lips!!

by bazinka November 29, 2007

read a book

making out

moe: i'm craving a book today
sylvie: me too lets read a book

by woopwoooop January 18, 2009

Ready for this

a kick ass band, Miles Butler on vocals , guitar, and bass, Mike McVeigh on bass, key board, and guitar, and last but not least Gabe Greenberg on drums, vocals, and key board.

holy shit, that new band "Ready For this!?" is really awesome

by gabe Mcjew July 24, 2008

Ready to Graze

It means a really fat person, very overweight. It is often used when talking to a fat girl, not used with guys much. The term comes form what a cow does, graze, or eat. A fat person obviously eats a lot so they could be considered cows and would then need to be put out in the pasture for the rest of their life with other fat things.

ME: that chick on the phone wouldn't tell me her weight but told me she wears a size 15.
Friend: dude, a size 15... she is ready to graze

by The Toe BC January 6, 2006

Pathways Rehab

A hellish sort of place that makes you want to relapse back into drugs

"Man i hate these rules"
"Yea Pathways Rehab sucks bro"
...."i like stickers"
"wtf man"

by D-Loc_Fan June 28, 2009

What the Wik read

Similar to what the lick read, but used when three-eyed Wandas are in the vicinity

I hollered what the Wik read because those girls were looking painful.

by J-Dubasis the duece April 27, 2010

Ready Freddy

when a girl gets yo dick ready to be sucked by scrubbin it with Windex

Damn, hold still while I give you a "Ready Freddy." Yo dick smells like it aint been washed in a week!

by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008