rigsoft

When you get a real job after working the rigs for 10 years and have to take every other day off just to cope

Tyler didn't show up for work again today, must be napping, fuckin rigsoft.

by GanglesXIII May 11, 2021

Right up the shit box

Having sexual intercourse with someone’s anus / bottom. The person doing the penetration ensures the full length of their penis is up the anus.

I was having sex with a person and I did them “Right up the shit box”

by Platmatt May 18, 2021

Rigney

rigney is a great friend. she is very easy going and easy to talk to. kicking my feeties everytime i see her! Love that girl fr bestie 4L !!

person 1: have you seen the new girl rigney??
person 2: oh yeah shes great!

by iheqrtari September 18, 2023

Ostentatiously Righteous

The act of attracting attention through being absoulutely genuine as well as wonderful no matter the perception(good,evil,smart,stupid)

The presidents war on terror was such and Ostentatiously Righteous load of shit, he tried to make up for it by giving americans money.

by Vampyre of Divinity February 28, 2008

Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

by Sacul! December 18, 2008

jerry-rigability

The ability or potential ability of something to be jerry-rigged; the extent to which something can be jerry-rigged, MacGyvered, yankee-doodled, wham-boozled, hanky-pankied, sauteed or flambe'd.

Jerry: Hey MacGyver, what do you reckon the jerry-rigability is of this here tore up half-a-motorcycle?

MacGyver: Hard to say Jerry... but give me your belt, a tennis racket, those shoes, a watermelon and that child's balloon animal over there and we'll find out!

by HARRYKAHKENBOLZ June 18, 2009

the right nip

A deliberate act of disrespect where one displays one's right nipple to another person, usually a friend. It is usually performed by lifting up one's shirt very quickly to expose the nipple, but it can also be done through sending a picture message or emailing the picture. A variation can also be made by licking your fingers then rubbing the nipple as an extreme form of disrespect.

I gave pat the right nip today cause he sassed my Modern Warfare 2 skills.

by Tha Joka December 4, 2009