Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

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Richard Black

You are a man of mystique, but I am close to solving your mystery. You are kind with a streak of bad. A dreamer. A lover. A genuine friend to a few lucky souls. You have an intellect with a magnitude you haven't yet fully discovered, but I have. A calm that tempers my worst fears, and a quiet storm that may quench only a few. But behind that storm rages a force that I have been waiting for all my life. One day you will find this and be blown away, as I have been all these years. Richard Black, this is your definition.

Richard Black is a man of mystery, intellect, and quiet storm.

by NautiNat February 6, 2021

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Richard Sleeve

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across

John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve

by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

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Richard Michael Dean (Mikey)

Complete dumbass

Richard Michael Dean (Mikey) thought “that green sign” meant a sign that said “Green sign”

by Hahaahahaloser May 14, 2021

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Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.

If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.

by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021

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