The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012

baked potato

a stoned down syndrome person

"check out that baked potato, he's stoned as a mutha fucker!"

by leviticus, Jordan converse October 28, 2013

mashed potatoes

Noun: a term for a light-skinned woman's breasts that describes their firmness; soft, lumpy.

"The first time I got to second base I wasn't ready for her mashed potatoes."

by Yoyomaaa June 23, 2014

potato sack

when tea bagging a woman.. (or man?) to have such a large scrotum that you must refer to it as a potato sack

chuck norris doesnt tea bag... he potato sacks

by spying cow October 20, 2006

potato bar

as defined by a kansas city genius, potato bar is any form of the the vegetable, including but not limited to the following potato products:
potato chips
tator tots
potato guns
potato salad
scalloped potato
'america' fries
french fries
hash browns
mashed potatoes
smashed potatoes
raw potatoes
sweet potatoes
potato skins
potato peices various parts of said potato

Ace said: look at them potato selections.
Tess said: nah that aint no potato selection, thats a potato bar.
Ace: ohhh.

by potato lover June 18, 2008

potato sacking

throwing one over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Alex was potato sacking me.

by ticklberry November 12, 2009

Potato Girl

A young woman who is beautiful, friendly, and fun-loving with a compulsive appetite. Some other names would be Sasha, Helen, etc. They are hard-workers and skillful when it comes to emergencies or difficult situations, however, other times, they act like total goofballs. They speak in formal speech out of embarrassment for their accent. They are rather simple-minded and eccentric, but, surprisingly courageous, and has been considered a wise judge of circumstances and danger.

Person 1: "Hoy, who is that girl hanging out over there by the kitchen?"
Person 2: "That's that potato girl we've been hearing about. Don't underestimate her, she's simple-minded but very powerful."

by Deadmulan July 19, 2017