Code word for losing your V card. You could tell your friends pineapple instead of losing your V card
Person 1: Bro guess what happened at the party last night
Person2: What
Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.
Person2: What
Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.
by Okayimdonenowbye February 11, 2019
Get the Pineapplemug. When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
Get the Porcupine Eating Pineapplemug. A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.
Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”
by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023
Get the Pineapplemug. To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.
Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"
Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"
Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"
by LessDestiny March 18, 2021
Get the pineappleingmug. pineapple mountain cake, a sexual term used when two women hookup after eating cake then proceed to shove the rest of it up inside each other for pleasure.
Hey Steph did you want to come over tonight? I made some pineapple mountain cake and I think you would really like it.
by pineapple mountain cake September 7, 2017
Get the pineapple mountain cakemug. 
Get the pineapplemug. The act of inserting a coconut oil covered live grenade, with spoon attached, into a person's anus. Either they perform a constant kegel or the grenade is ejected with a wet pop to kill them.
"What happened out there?"
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
"I don't know, sir. They gave Johnson the old Slippery Pineapple. There was just a loud wet pop and he was gone "
by Nanyate2213 March 7, 2020
Get the Slippery Pineapplemug.