Urban Dictionary

A dictionary website for a bunch of horny teens who literally have nothing to do but hate on everything that exists and talk about sex

Looks up 'katy perry'

*judgement*

Looks up 'Oklahoma'

*sexual references*

Looks up 'Apple'

*hate*

Person: why does Urban Dictionary exist ?

by fanboyingislife May 26, 2014

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary that was formerly used to find out about slang and other serious things but eventually got overrun by teenagers posting about sex positions and hot chicks.

Guy 1: What the hell is the worm?
Guy 2: It's a sex move.
Guy 1: How do you know all this stuff?
Guy 2: Two words. Urban Dictionary!
Guy 1: Fuck

by sacksmoker May 30, 2014

Urban Dictionary

Of, pertaining to, or designating a city or town. Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is weird

by ~Pseudonym~ June 10, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A place where you spend 2 hours reading definitions of "poop"

Urban Dictionary made me late for school

by urban dicitnary troller August 31, 2014

Urban Dictionary

A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.

I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.

by macobex1 March 2, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A site that was meant to be used for defining more informal words. What it actually turned into was something quite different. If you look up a name, you will see 16 million posts of either A) People who have a crush on the person with the name, or B) Someone who hates a person of that name. Also people share their politically incorrect views instead of properly defining a word.

Looks up 'Michael' on Urban Dictionary
Sees

'Michael: An amazing person with a great kiss and a big heart'

What the fuck is this?!

by ThatGuyWhoHatesEverything March 12, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A website that people go onto to laugh at the vast amount of inappropriately defined words.

I just went on Urban Dictionary and looked up Cleveland Steamer, that was hilarious!

by UDPoster March 18, 2015