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Peter Swissturkey

A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.

Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.
by Peter Swissturkey October 14, 2011
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peter meter

A woman who is very sexually promiscuous. Originates from the idea that said woman's vagina is like a meter for "peters" (penises). Can refer to either the woman or her vagina.
John: So what happened after you left the bar with that chick last night?
Mike: We got it on, but that bitch was such a peter meter she was bonin someone else before I was out the door!
by John Michael Parmon April 21, 2008
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peter gazer

When someone purposely or accidently looks down at your mid-section while your in the bathroom, in the locker room, or any other time your wanger is exposed.
Hey look coach is in the locker room again, "Peter gazer, peter gazer!!"
by CSells March 19, 2004
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peter joseph

When someone takes a shit and leaves it at the bottom of toilet, then it sits for a while, evaporates, then leaves bubbles on the bottom of the toilet seat. this will usually happen on a hot summer day. and will probably smell worse than the average shit.
George left one maad peter joseph, and afterwards the underwears got skiddies.
by Juston May 2, 2006
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Peter Pan

Peter pan means money (peter pan being green)
this is most famously used by Nicki Minaj inher verse of "Take It Off" by Lloyd
You need a feature? Gimme my peter pan
by Sharapstar October 15, 2010
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matthew peters

A life-long loser. 30 year old man still stuck in high school. Secretly gay. Someone who wishes to become a Broadway star, but ends up being a high school theatre teacher instead.
-"Hey dude where's your Varsity jacket?"
"Aw, Matthew Peters stole it again."
by babyb0i January 4, 2016
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Peter

Peter is usually a social butterfly when they are younger, but they will probably grow out of it once they're older. He is usually stubborn, and sometimes cute. He can also be very annoying at times when they're younger, but they could still be annoying even if they are older. They can be any kind of person, and they always they think are funny, even though you might think they are annoying.
Did you just hear Peter? Why does he think he's so funny?
by paja.love.uwu February 28, 2018
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