A person who answered on the side of sag when asked, Would you rather have saggy tits or no tits at all?
by TheSlowTwin December 24, 2008

by borderroar August 1, 2024

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.
Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."
by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

by Hazbanger January 9, 2020

Often used by phone's manufacture to named a phone they produced. This is quite used infamously by Apple itself.
by Eplims September 22, 2022

by Dldkdkdkdk February 18, 2022

I am thinking of trading my 2nd wife in for a new model, filing for divorce under Quaid Pro Quo. This next one, I'm talkin' Jonbenet hot!
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
Trump was accused of Quaid Pro Quo when he banged a younger pornstar instead of his angry wife Melanoma.
by PornGold November 21, 2019
