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poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
mugGet the poon pastrymug.

poon peddler

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!
by black_cloud January 2, 2011
mugGet the poon peddlermug.

Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.
For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!
by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024
mugGet the Magic Poon Busmug.

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang
"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"
by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016
mugGet the pitty poonmug.

Poon

Short for the word poontang, but is also found as a common last name for unfortunate Asians. Poon refers to an adult woman's vagina which is often crusty and stretched out from child birth.
Yoooo that bitch named Barbara played dumb last night when I asked her what her name meant. She said the "poon" was short for harpoon. Shiettt - we all know it means her vagina
by vagujibrappu November 13, 2014
mugGet the Poonmug.

Poon

A member of a hate group, sometimes called "gang-stalkers" that uses computer hacking, audio/video surveillance and other means of electronic harassment to torment someone usually for a long period with the goal of inducing mental disorder-like symptoms even suicide.
Poons targeted me in Tukwila at Canyon Estates Condos then stalked me to Ballard, 11th and 62nd and onto Kirkland 145th and Juanita-Woodinville.
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs October 11, 2015
mugGet the Poonmug.

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in
Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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