landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021
mugGet the landlord paintmug.

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.
by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016
mugGet the Painting the canvasmug.

Train paint

When your skin is so black it looks like train paint.
My 23&me results concluded that I’m .02% sub Saharan African, so my new Knick name is train paint.
by O8er December 18, 2020
mugGet the Train paintmug.

paint hole

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.
holy crap thats a nice paint hole, butthe hallway loks prety good
by Macgyver_w November 19, 2007
mugGet the paint holemug.
A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025
mugGet the Put a coat of paint on itmug.

shiny paint

a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
nicolette and hannah is shiny paint, hella dumb.
by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008
mugGet the shiny paintmug.

Paint-the-walls

Dude I left the game to paint-the-walls with her.
by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023
mugGet the Paint-the-wallsmug.

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