The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016

by O8er December 18, 2020

the use of a larger container to catch paintballs fired from a paintball marker so as not to mess up the house.
by Macgyver_w November 19, 2007

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about
Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"
by TheMocker January 16, 2025

a pair of idiots, specifically two girls who want ridiculously impossible and stupid christmas wishes
by msvehicularmanslaughter January 4, 2008

by Wordplay123 October 23, 2023
