Paint that gets you high while you're working on your goddamn science fair project.
Effects include uncontrollable laughter.
Effects include uncontrollable laughter.
by Coxinmybutt September 25, 2017
Get the Glitter Paintmug. by Fezaroni October 3, 2022
Get the paint me a Birminghammug. Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
Get the Montana Paintmug. a term to describe an out of touch/delusional/stupid elderly person, that acts weird. "lead paint stare" is something some old people have, making them look like they're not really there, said to be an effect of lead poisoning.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
why its used to describe old people is because someone near the age of your grandmother, most likely had their walls painted with paint, which contains lead, hence the lead poisoning.
shorter version: old fella has wall paint with lead, and it makes him act and look weird.
by moldy carpet March 19, 2024
Get the Lead paint staremug. by LadyLover199 September 16, 2018
Get the Finger Paintingmug. Painting her fingernails is when a woman masturbates on the go, like in the bathroom at a party, and when she comes out the tops of her fingernails are all glossy and shiny like she just applied a new coat of fingernail polish.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
Guys like girls who paint their fingernails and who will paint them in front of them at a moments notice.
She left the bathroom door unlocked and I accidentally walked in on her listening to Sade and painting her fingernails.
by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018
Get the painting her fingernailsmug. Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.
The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.
This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.
This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.
by cheeseslut July 13, 2022
Get the Moody Green Woman Painting Slutmug.