T&P

Abbreviation for "Thoughts and Prayers" used on social media to make your incredibly insincere sentiments, incredibly convenient to deliver.

That smug prick Chazzzzz changed his FaceBook status to "T&P" instead of typing out "Thoughts and Prayers to the victims of that middle-aged serial rapist in Palm Beach County".

by ajpolo November 13, 2017

p/

As opposed to "o/" which is a wave used simply as a greeting or a goodbye "p/" can mean that you are only popping in for a moment to say hello (as if leaning through a doorway) OR it can mean that this is your final goodbye (as if waving as you walk out of view through a door or past a corner).

Feel free to link someone to this definition when you've fat fingered p instead of o when typing o/

*After 3 hours of texting with her new date with no end in sight, Geraldine realized she needed to end the conversation so that she could sleep*
I'm so tired, I'm going to bed now, I'll text you tomorrow ok? gnite! p/

*The squad is in the middle of an intense match of of Overwatch and non relevant voice chatter is not welcome in the discord at the moment*
p/ Not gonna bother you guys, but hmu when you're finished ya?

by weirdball August 30, 2018

MARCO P

Marco p is a faggot who loves to suck dick and flex his iPhone 11 and airpods his daddy bought him

Your such a marco p nobody cares what u have

by Marco p is gay November 4, 2019

Hundo-P

A metric measurement of chance or likely hood representing approximately 100%.

"Are you going to the strips tonight Phil?" "Hundo-P!"

by Slickgander August 10, 2020

M.F.P.O.T.Y

mutherfucking party of the year

This will be the M.F.P.O.T.Y.

by dumbbrunnet September 6, 2014

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by QSXDRFVGYHNJI October 17, 2021

dirty p's

The act of smoking marijuana by packing tabaco and marijuana into one end of a metal/glass/non-burnable tube and smoking it in a bong. When done properly the 'dirty p' will pop through the tube into the bong.

lets smoke some dirty p's

fuck I didn't pop that dirty p's

by MitchellDustinJboyLeviBrandon February 24, 2009