pot smoking poncho

a baja sweatshirt commonly worn while hitting some kind bud :

hey, you got shit? i see youre wearing your pot smoking poncho, so you wanna hit some?

by comfortablynumb420 September 15, 2010

Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it

“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
“What the fuck no you are”

by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019

Pot-Belly dwarf

Someone who is short, they also have a pot belly and an orange backpack. They also can be called Pop-Belly dwarf

“Oh look it’s the pot-Belly dwarf again”

by DamoSchool July 11, 2022

unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 12, 2016

Pots for jug handles

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.

She's pots for jug handles

by bigfemur October 17, 2020

Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016