ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

by SameoldJake July 24, 2010

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Prison ass

When some dickhead acts like monumental tit so you gotta put a leash on them and prove your dominace so you warn them that tonight theyre gonna become your bitch

Oi. Shut the fuck up become i come over there and make you my prison ass tonight

Il turn your fat ass into a prison ass if you keep running your mouth

You wanna be my prison ass tonight

by Dirty micheal April 09, 2016

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moist ass

An ass that is the moistest

That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium

by SentientChair November 11, 2018

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Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

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Firehose Ass

(verb) An extremely uncomfortable bowel movement consisting mostly of liquid and being expelled from the butt in such velocity and volume that it resembles a fireman's hose.

"Hey bro I want to apologize in advance for the condition of your bathroom. I drank too much last night and had a violent case of firehose ass today!"

by parasite30 July 15, 2009

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