ninja gas mask

when someone puts there shirt over there face making them look like a ninja after someone farts in a closed off area like a car or elevator

Guy 1: *farts*
Guy 2: *puts shirt over nose*
Guy 3: oh god that stinks
Guy 2: hm good thing im using my ninja gas mask

by imnotpedobearbtwwantsomecandy July 27, 2010

Ninjahism

A religion of which the beliefs are the world will end when a giant nation of ninja zombies rise from the dead and take over the world. The only way to live is to become one of them through ninjahism.

Dude I believe in ninjahism.

by NinjaZombie1 August 12, 2010

ninja poodles

Noun

the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.

guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"

by misstaken April 21, 2010

Ninja Cockblock

Cockblocking someone by staring at them from behind an object.

Lee is such a ninja cockblocker, look at him watch us make-out behind that tree.

by Samuraipenisguarder October 31, 2010

Ninja-Hater

Being a hater and not showing it.

Man, Steve seems like he's a pretty cool guy.

You kidding? Steve hates your guts. He's the biggest ninja-hater we got around here.

by Widdly_Scuds October 31, 2010

Ninja

A word used to describe something that is friggin' awesome.

Person 1: Did you watch that basketball game last night?

Person 2: Ya, omg, that move that that guy did was like, so ninja!!!

Persoon 1: IKR!!!!

by Mr. Hedgehog December 22, 2010

Ninjalingus

Sneaky Cunnilingus

I'm really good at all forms of cunnilingus, including the lost art of Ninjalingus.

by Dakez December 29, 2010