murder boner

Etymology of the word Murderboner: The name dates back to circa 800 AD when hoards of Vikings pillaged new lands. Observers of Viking raids told huge erections achieved by the warriors after killing a victim.

Alternative meaning: what your dick looks like after having sex with a girl on her period.

As he pulls out... he looks down and sees blood, SHIT Murder boner.

by Tonto_89 September 18, 2016

Giggle boner

An erection one gets when they giggle too hard.

When my girlfriend tickles me I get a giggle boner.

by Chapacabra September 4, 2010

boner orange

color of penis when eating cheese puffs and masturbating

the doctor told josh" no more cheese puffs your organ will turn boner orange

by BLS13 August 28, 2009

Boner-flip

The act of flipping ones boner up into the waist band of ones pants to avoid an awkward public erection. (gym short not recommended)

Guy-So I was with my girlfriend and a group of her friends the other day and I got a boner. We were in the mall so I had to pull a boner-flip...

Friend-you weren't wearing gym shorts, were you?

by Gym Shorts January 24, 2011

Boner pit

an unattractive womens pussy

"oh man, i cant believe i threw it into susan's boner pit last night. i feel all itchy."

by boner pit miner September 28, 2008

Boner alert

A prelude to an impending erection.

Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."

by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011

Purple Boner

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.

Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."

by Raging Wop July 5, 2010