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seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.
By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.
by Gas Guru December 9, 2018
mugGet the seasoned beefmug.

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.
by Schmungle June 5, 2017
mugGet the beef machinemug.

Tool beef

A beefy tool. He will have a greasy beard and moustache that curls around his lips. He will choose Pilsner over water anyday.
Man, that guy is a serious Tool Beef.
by BritEvans April 20, 2019
mugGet the Tool beefmug.

Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
mugGet the Beef jerkymug.

shitty beef

Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
by Geigs33 June 13, 2018
mugGet the shitty beefmug.

beef on sight

you see the streamer duo on twitch? their name is beef on sight
by Wubblety Smirkenfurt April 10, 2022
mugGet the beef on sightmug.

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