Number 7

In the spirit of taking a "number one" or "number two," a number 7 is when you take a dump whilst crying hysterically.

Ralph: "I cried hysterically while I was taking a dump today"

Jim: "Wow, that's at least a number 7"

by Dr. Squirrel March 14, 2009

NUMBER FIVE

To dissociate yourself from someone on a social network. This can be achieved by unfriending someone on Facebook, unfollowing someone on Twitter, or deleting your account so that the individual no longer appears on your Friend or Follow list.

My ex-girlfriend was being mad annoying by constantly messaging me so I NUMBER FIVEd her.

by OchoOcho August 17, 2011

Number 3

To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.

I want to go number 3 in Taylor Swift.

by Doc Bliss August 6, 2016

I Am Number Four

I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.

Dude, that movie choice was SUCHHH a I am Number Four Choice

by Adrian_M January 24, 2011

number 7

A brand of ciggarettes usually cheaper!

MaN i WaS SmoKiN A MeNTHoL FLaVoR NuMBa 7 aT LunCH

by The Reefer Man May 28, 2005

number 3

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation

i need to do a number 3

by alien ed May 27, 2008

rolling numbers

doing a sixty nine position

When I woke up Mom and Dad were rolling on the couch. Rolling numbers, rocking, rolling, got my Kiss records out.

by juicextractor July 20, 2009