Mexican Nap

Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.

Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!

by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023

Nippity Nap

A term first coined by Anna DOLHANCRYK to describe a siesta lasting no longer than 3.25 hours.

She needed a second wind to attend the event tonight, so she took a nippity nap.

by Anna Dolhancryk September 24, 2023

DAVEaroni nap

When you nap all day while an important person is driving across the country.

I’m going to take a DAVEaroni nap, see you in 18 hours.

by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023

Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021

national nap day

On October 30th every person has the right to nap at any point in the day instead of doing other things. Napping is healthy for you so it makes you healthier as a person on this day.

Today I became healthier by taking a nap on national nap day

by poptartcartoons.inc October 30, 2019

Nap

an excuse to get off of facetime so you can nut

all right i gotta go take a nap see ya

by nuttynutnut November 3, 2019

Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.

Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed

by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020