mr. wrong

1. The opposite of the perfect man. On the surface, he appears to have everything you desire, but is really the anti-christ.

2. A man who gets girls by being an asshole to girls with daddy issues.

1. What happened to that guy you were dating?
Turned out he was Mr. Wrong.

2. My friend gets a lot of girls because he's Mr. Wrong.

by Butterpat November 13, 2013

Mr Penn

Definition for a teacher who is usually a stoner.

"Look at that Mr Penn he's stoned as fuck"

by CliveBrenigJeffLewisJim February 4, 2009

mr. mike

Michael O'Donoghue-

National Lampoon and SNL writer.
Was in first SNL skit, with Belushi in "Wolverines"
Wrote/directed "Mr. Mike's Mondo Video"

Did you dig Mr. Mike?

Fuckin'A, dude. He was a dark, evil, funny mofo.

by Shut the fuck up Donny April 25, 2006

Mr. Jamaica

A white guy that thinks he knows Jamaica better than the people that live in Jamaica. Even though he has only been to the tourist trap towns, he pretends like it is his home away from home! He might name his fantasy football team "Mr. Jamaica", so people think that he is an "expert" on Jamaican culture even though he is not. He stocks his fridge with Red Stripe. Ganja makes him paranoid!

Mikey is a total Mr. Jamaica.

or....

There is some guy in my fantasy football league named Mr. Jamaica, what is his deal?
or....
Hey Mr. Jamaica! Pass me a Red Stripe, Mon!
or...
I saw Mr. Jamaica at the dancehall last night, he was conquering duppies!

by Mikey Aces October 22, 2010

Mr. Howard

Best social studies teacher ever, he's so lit, he will make you want to come to school everyday.

Mr. Howard is dope

by Dabonthehaters September 19, 2017

Mr. Jack

Slang for a police officer that abuses his power, or any police officer in most cases. Made famous by the System Of A Down song of the same name.

Police officer: GET THE FUCK ON THE GROUND BEFORE I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
Man: Okay chill out Mr. Jack

by ThatGregGuy March 31, 2009

Mrs. Johnson

A fat retarded science teacher. She likes to believe that she's not fat and retarded at her job, but we all know that she's a whore on the inside.

When I talk about the devil and Osama Binladin mating and having a kid, I'm talking about Mrs. Johnson.

by I Hate You, Alot! April 20, 2010