Mormonswag

A swagalicious Mormon who often has the flow of society in a well mannered world. Often found in Missouri, Texas and Canada.

Like, OMGoodness, did you see Sterling? That's a Canadian who has mormonswag.

by TheSwagKiingg August 27, 2013

Moron

A person or persons who makes you lose all hope for humanity

person 1: Oh my god, dude, my paper is missing.
person 2:maybe you should go check the no name pile. it looks like there's only one paper.
person1: no way that's mine, dude. I swear I think I put my name on it.
person 2: Oh my god, you're such a moron.

by marvellous-human November 23, 2015

Mormon assault vehicle

8 in the stink 2 in the pink

I ran a Mormon assault vehicle over that girl bro

by Novass65 October 4, 2017

Mormon

Religious white people who mostly live in Utah. The modern Mormons don’t drink alcohol or have sex before marriage, and if you go deep within Utah, you can even find those mental people who do polygamy.

Mormon: I got married to my wife, her cousin, my wife’s mother, our daughter, and our neighbors daughter—now I’m hoping to find a new wife in this app called Tinder.
Bob: Geez Joe!

by HerberttheCrab June 18, 2018

Mormon

The word you never want to hear out of your girlfriend's parents mouths

"So I wanted to get down with this girl, but turned out she was MORMON!"

by SavageGoatGod May 2, 2019

Mormon

A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.

Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.

by aesthetic stars July 8, 2019

Mormon

Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.

Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.

by Laughpanther July 6, 2020