soccer mom

The inventors of some of the most decadent things to come in the world such as the minivan, V-chip, ESRB and censorship.

Too bad the soccer mom doesn't exist so we don't have to deal with this useless shit.

by R.F June 4, 2012

Mom Mood

A sudden, unexpected bipolar swing from your mother. She goes from being warm, friendly, generous, loving, and sweet to a quiet, pissed off beotch who drills you on personal details and gets angrier if you don't answer. Her hands may clasp behind her back in an obvious fashion. She'll respond with answers like "K" and "...very nice." Her intent is to make you feel like you have something to be sorry about even though you most likely did nothing.

We experienced heavy mom mood when I came home from the concert.

by Djsdj June 19, 2011

Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

by billyelmo October 5, 2009

mom jeans

High waisted jeans with a tapered leg. Nobody looks good in these type of jeans. They make your thighs, hips, and belly look much bigger than they actually are.

A lot of women in their 40s tend to only buy these type of pants for a reason the baffles me. If you own a pair of Mom Jeans, you should burn them right away.

"Holy shit! Those Mom Jeans would make a supermodel look fat and frumpy!"

by NChick1987 February 9, 2006

your mom

can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement

Example 1:
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH

Example2:
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up

by Roscoed your mom June 23, 2004

your mom

A saying used in foolish response to any question or statement. A form of comic relief made by a teenage male at the lunch table or in the middle of english class. Can be added to any statement for comical effect.

..so today class we will be discussing Shakespeares entire works.....

Guy: Hey man, do you have your notes from yesterday?
Guy 2: Nope...i left them with YOUR MOM last night.

Girl: Hey what did you decide to do about that project you didnt turn in
Idiotic Guy: uh. ....YOUR MOM!

by brent April 19, 2005

Jeffs Mom

meaning that somthing is very easy. very easy

hay have you beaten level 4 in mario yet? yeah,, it was easier than jeffs mom!

by RogerB April 3, 2009