mistweet

When a text intended for an individual person is accidentally sent to twitter.

I got into trouble after that mistweet last night; everyone saw that Terry has the clap.

by itsmyalias December 6, 2009

mississippi potato slapper

When you put your hand down your pants and rub under your genitals then slap someone in the face

When i was at my girlfriends house i gave her a mississippi potato slapper

by fist pumping god January 21, 2010

Misledia

Powerful self serving news organizations that claim to be main stream, fair and ballanced or giving us the full story that intentialy mislead the American people.

The Misledia should be taken very seriously because they hold the power to promote, demote or appoint almost anyone to almost anything and the American people will gladly accept it.

by The New Donnie B February 11, 2010

Misery Bitch (female)

A woman from which misery, and all bad things eminates from. She will do anything and everything to make a single, or many men's lives hell.

Often the cause of disfunctional relations with-in a group of friends.

He's been a total downer ever since his misery bitch (female) moved in.

by Mav89 December 4, 2010

Miss Nash

A female who is often referred to as nashty. A Miss Nash will often scream excessively about pointless things like how there is dust on the wall or your shoes aren't straight and she loves to karate chop upwards for some reason.

Alex: dude F***en Miss Nash wouldn't shut the f*** up today she kept complaining that my shirt wasn't buttoned.
Bigg Nate: She is nashty she tore up Marc and Aaron too

by PH14 WHOOP April 17, 2011

missing penis

when you wake up naked and cant see your dick because it is in between you legs

i woke up with a missing penis and a hangover and i thought i got a sex change

by dassfd May 1, 2011

Missouri Bidet

When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.

-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend

-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet

by TriTooner September 6, 2011