Bone melter

Any situation or person that would end an erection quickly. Picturing your grandmother naked is the original bone melter.

Man 1: "That girl is so ugly she could make a strap-on go limp"
Man 2: "Yeah, she's a real bone melter"

by Paul Dick March 16, 2008

Atomic Meltdown

Any person in a "management" position who just freaking loses it and starts pounding on their desk and throwing anything within reach like staplers, phones, paperweight etc.

My boss is such a dumbshit that he totally botched up the sale and lost the customer account so he had an Atomic Meltdown and destroyed his office.

by Quilly Porcupine November 22, 2011

getting Melissa'd

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.

guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!

by slmslmslm September 4, 2013

Matalan Melt

A regular melt that wears attire from the budget shop Matalan

No you don't you bellend special branch Matalan Melt cunt

by Sameface Danny May 6, 2017

spengy melt

One who lacks the basic requirements to function as a human; mentally challenged; Tom Love

Did you see what Tom did in class today?

What a spengy melt

by Toohak July 10, 2018

free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

pop melly

to injest a melatonin tablet.

(melatonin tablets are used as a short term treatment for insomnia or to help with sleep. this is a play on "pop Molly" which is to injest MDMA, a psychoactive drug which typically increases energy, empathy and pleasure)

hey hon, what do you say we dim the lights and our screens, pop melly and get a restful night's sleep?

by dadhumor September 15, 2020