Gas mask

When someone is eating out there girl and she wraps her legs around his face and queefs in it

Guy 1: When i was eating her out she gave me a nasty smelling gas mask

Guy 2: THATS NASTY!!!

by CJR1009 April 21, 2016

the mud mask

when you 69, and the person on top shits on their partners face

i just gave that chick the mud mask

by Earl Shithead August 8, 2009

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Porcelain Mask

When you pull out and then cum in her face and then immediately splash cold water on her face and watch it harden.

I was banging that chick and came all over her face. Lucky for me I had a cold beverage on the nightstand so I gave her the porcelain mask.

by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008

skid marks

What I leave on my panties. It's brown. It's smelly. And it's MINE.

-Donchu wish your skidmarks were hot like mine.
-Nicole D. has nice skid marks, wink.

by ]{@Rm October 2, 2005

binladin face mask

you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.

binladin face mask if you want to realy top it off with some skeet on thier chin

by brick layer January 31, 2007

"X" marks the spot

a sex position when two chairs are put facing eachother and the male sits down on one and the woman sits on the adjacent chair and move closer to eachother till penetration is reached.

I broke the chair my grandma made for me when i was little, becuase me and my girl were doin the "X" marks the spot all day while my mom was baking.

by poopi pants December 28, 2007