Marolina

Stupid thot that lies about her mom being in a coma. BITCH STILL OWES ME GOD DAMN MONEY . If you name your child this... I HATE YOU. MAROLINA GIVE ME MY $20 I SWEAR TO GOD. Bitch cheated on my friend.

Rhebu: Have you seen Marolina
Alex: no, why?
Rhebu: CAUSE THAT BITCH OWES ME $20
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by Ţəķå§hï ⁶⁹ December 2, 2019

Martina

Martina is a pretty girl whos lazy, tired and has pretty eyes. Shes good at school except for Math. She funny girl a a loyal one. A big keeper. She not popular but in the future she will be a billioner and kne of the mkst popular models in the world.

Martina is the prettiest girl ever!

by chole1. February 21, 2022

Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.

I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!

by Mmac January 1, 2018

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Adele Martinez was born on April 28, 1995. She is an amazing singer/songwriter, and very talented. She has around 40 tattoos, and she has 2 full albums. Mel has also starred in and directed music videos and a movie called k-12. Melanie's fans call themselves crybabies (like the character crybaby) but she says that she sees each and every fan as an individual. Melanie's songs are great because she talks about topics that not many other artists talk about. All of her songs and music videos tell a story if watched/listened to in the right order. I suggest starting from the beginning. Melanie can fit a Swedish fish in the gap of her teeth. She is very sweet and kind to her fans and can sing very well with or without autotune. Check her out and follow her on social media for any updates!

"Melanie Martinez is so pretty and talented!"

by i like green December 23, 2020

pull a martijn

Throwing up as a consequence of smoking too much weed

Last night i smoked so much it made me pull a martijn

by definitelynothidde October 19, 2017

martin bryant

a 28 year old retarded man who shot 35 people dead and wounded 21 at the historic port arthur site in tasmania on 28 april 1996 with an assault rifle. 20 of which were killed in a restourant and 2 at a bed and breakfast beforehand because they bid higher than him when it was for sale. among killed was 1 mans entire family. he killed more than seung-hui cho but pales in comparison to woo bum-kon who killed 58 and injured 35

since australia has no death penalty he only got 35 life sentences without parole and 1019 years.

varginia tech<martin bryant< woo bum-kon

by FSDGADSGVQDSGAS January 24, 2010

Martina

A girl who farts and likes dogs.

Oh, Martina, here's a fart for you!

by sergeiK4xXx0r May 30, 2018