Meat Head Johnson

If someone is acting superior and condensing towards others, also if someone had a large and sweaty head.

Calm down meat head johnson.

by Fat head boy April 15, 2019

meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023

squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.

She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.

by hishampatel February 29, 2008

Ham Meat

a vagina lookin like an arby's sandwich.

She took off her pants, and her pussy looked like ham meat.

by dingohunter February 13, 2009

The Meat House

(used in new orleans to describe wild hotel parties)
A hotel party with beacoup Tygas with fitted caps and bitches.

First Person
"Ay son, you comin to the meat house after the wayne concert?"
Second Person
"Yea, I'm in there"

by TygaMan504 December 16, 2009

Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup

by SIMPLYrome8754 March 11, 2010

Three meat feast

The act of pleasuring a woman in her three main orifices, all within the same night: tongue, rump and loin.

I stayed in last night and enjoyed a three meat feast with the girlfriend.

by Mad Pierre March 26, 2010