Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: How did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: She called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 7, 2014

Full Loading

The act of having sex with a girl who has to take a huge dump

"I can't squirt unless Im full loading"

by DrZayas January 4, 2019

Load

1. An amount of something, such as work, excrement, or semen.

My workload just keeps getting bigger and bigger as the years go on.
What a load of shit!
I blew my load in her face.

by MalumLibrum958 November 8, 2022

Electrical load

An orgasm induced by electro stimulation of the genitals.

The young electrician attached low voltage e-stim to his butt plug to cause an electrical load.

by Angry Stockholder November 12, 2019

Load the wheat

Truck drivers euphemism for sexual intercourse despite a yeast infection.

That lizard slag let me load the wheat and I'm still not itchy.

by Ditchweed April 25, 2019

Load suppressor

Another word for a condom

Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor

by Joy_Afton14 October 14, 2021