Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Holy Lifton

Something my grandpa says. I think it’s from north Ontario

“hey Bernard just died. He was ran over a car and eaten by raccoons”

“Holy Lifton!”

by Dequav10us November 19, 2023

thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln”

“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln

by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024

thanks Lincoln

As in, thanks for freeing the slaves President Lincoln. Used in comments when African Americans are acting unruly.

*video of blacks looting plays*
Thanks Lincoln

by MeatSheetz April 6, 2024

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

j lingo

A crazy or foolish person with (intentionally or unintentionally) split personalities having a conversation with their self out loud on the streets.

in order for a person to communicate with a j-cat the person has to speak in j lingo to be at the other person's level of understanding.

aye man, let's see if that chick is okay? nah, i don't speak the j lingo!

by jukebox427 June 7, 2024

Sneaky Lincoln

Devious back shots in the theater.

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.

by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024