Holy Load

When Jesus shot his load at the devil's face and sent him back to hell. Used in modern times, when a girl leaves in anger right after you shot your load on her face.

Yo bro, I was with my girl last night and I shot a Holy Load. She hasn't called me back since.

by Chris Hardwick June 3, 2010

Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

by the septimus November 22, 2011

roping loads

Masterbating tenaciously resulting in long strands of semen shooting out of your penis

Took Christine home last night, roped loads all over her face.

Roommates outta town, been roping loads all over the apartment all day.

Gave her the ole Peter North 5 roper

by Jimbobuckeye October 6, 2013

Shame Load

Shamefully and deliberately jizzing without the use of masturbation.

Sometimes I just lay back, watch porn and let a shame loads fly.

by Silver willy December 14, 2013

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.

There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!

by G-rat. January 12, 2015

Bubble Loader

1. A useless product, made only for money and/or personal gain.

2. Something that's everywhere because of it's looks rather than it's performance values.

3. A slang-name, used to degrade a person's status as a high-ranking member of society.

1. When the Bubble Loader Crisis of 2015 started, the American public found themselves rather stupid, while bowing down to their righteous leader, Christopher A. Sinclair.

2. Michael Bay is the King of the Constantly Transforming Land of the Bubble Loaders.

3. "You know, man, 'hat Bubble Loada' in th' big White Hous' sure know how'ta mess 'em thing up! Ya feelin' meh?"

by TheAngrySlaveWriter June 18, 2015