Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips

I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it

by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023

Kelly

A big dumb idiot

That bitch is a real kelly

by salt racoon March 10, 2024

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy scaling before she sleeps

Is Kelly Hatfield coming round tonight

by Malathyi October 6, 2021

Kelli Bennet

I will steal her man.
Girls with either of these names are black.

I will Steal her man.
(Kelli Bennet’s)

by JacobBaddie March 15, 2024

ellis kelly

the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is insanely caring, kind, and considerate not to mention he has a great sense of humour and personality

“oh that’s ellis kelly he’s the best boy ever and he has a girlfriend so back off :)”

by imveryinlovewithhim November 24, 2021