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Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
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R. Kelly Hydropump

Tom R. Kelly Hydropumped tammi last night.
by Lil Smokey Pot February 22, 2017
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Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".
He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife
by J. G. July 27, 2019
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ellis kelly

the most gorgeous boy you will ever meet, he is insanely caring, kind, and considerate not to mention he has a great sense of humour and personality
“oh that’s ellis kelly he’s the best boy ever and he has a girlfriend so back off :)”
by imveryinlovewithhim November 24, 2021
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Kelly Hatfield

The fittest of the fittest loves a big juicy scaling before she sleeps
Is Kelly Hatfield coming round tonight
by Malathyi October 6, 2021
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Kelly

A Kelly is a person who puts a Karen in her place. She will stand by your side if a Karen is trying to escalate a situation, and she will use reason to protect against Karens WHO demands to talk to a manager.
Way to go Kelly! You put that Karen in her place.
by Mr. Mime6 January 20, 2022
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