heres some things a karen would say uwu
"iF YOU DARN KIDS DONT STOP SKATEBOARDIN ON MY ROAD IM CALLING THE SHERIFF" "its my body my choice so i dont have to wear a mask but its YOUR body MY choice when it comes to abortion" "homosexuality is a sin! god hates you! youre going to hell!" "transgenders are sinners and pedophiles! stop transing your gender!!!!!!!!"
"iF YOU DARN KIDS DONT STOP SKATEBOARDIN ON MY ROAD IM CALLING THE SHERIFF" "its my body my choice so i dont have to wear a mask but its YOUR body MY choice when it comes to abortion" "homosexuality is a sin! god hates you! youre going to hell!" "transgenders are sinners and pedophiles! stop transing your gender!!!!!!!!"
by evan_was_here September 23, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A dangerous subspecies to humans, known only for its toxicity. Karens come in many shapes and sizes, but they are usually recognizable by their loudmouth behavior.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Other identifying characteristics include Atrocious Haircuts, Verbal desires to see the Manager, and their usually Easy To Anger behavior.
Karens also tend to travel in packs of various numbers. Regardless if there's 2 or 10, your best option is to avoid them at all costs. Even just one must be avoided, even if you ARE the Manager. They may also be part of much larger packs, known as the Home Owners Association (HOA), Human Resources (HR), or any other organization that may be viewed as "Superior" to average humans.
Their natural habitat varies, although they are commonly found in the suburbs, hiding amongst regular human lifeforms. Karens will always be attracted to the nearest retail employee, regardless of the employee's age, and will then proceed to have a full-blown meltdown. Karens typically believe that video games are unnecessary, essential oils are healthcare, their body their choice, and that you are below them.
Despite this, some Karens have been observed defending the exact same beliefs and practices that other Karens are against. These Karens can be trusted.
Aaron: Oh no! It's a Karen!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
Oliver: Quick, alert the Manager! To your battle stations!
Karen: Let me speak to your Manager!
by Just an Asexual January 3, 2025
Get the Karenmug. by I make Definitions Bree December 7, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 8, 2021
Get the Kyle is the new Karenmug. Usually females but some are considered males a.k.a. Kevin's. The Natural Habitat they live in is big companies such as Walmart, target, and also fast food companies such as McDonalds etc. When they do not get their way they ask to speak to the manager or they try to call the cops. Do not become one of these people.
Bye Karen.
by mkdczld October 14, 2022
Get the Karenmug. by Hat_guy666 March 30, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen is a 44 year old mom that needs to respect the drip. She takes her 4 kids to soccer practice (also she took the kids from her boomer ex-husband) and WILL TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Karen: LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
Employee: ma'am i need you to calm down
Karen: DO YOU WANT MY KIDS TO BE LATE FOR THERE 6:00 BEDTIME?!
Employee: ma'am i need you to calm down
Karen: DO YOU WANT MY KIDS TO BE LATE FOR THERE 6:00 BEDTIME?!
by WOWWWWW ;-; February 19, 2020
Get the Karenmug.