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In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.
It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016
Get the Context Jumping mug.When you are taking a taxi back from the bar to your house with all your friends and your one friend tells the cab driver to stop and jumps out on a random street.
Matt!!! What are you doing. Where are you going? This is not our street. Get back in the cab!!! Don't be a Taxi Cab Jumper!!!
by bigfred40oz June 20, 2011
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by Asher77 September 2, 2005
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by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006
Get the jumping the couch mug.A scene jumper is not a poser. A scene jumper is active in more than one music scene. If you were to reject a certain type of music in order to avoid being called a scene jumper that would make you a poser.Liking more than one type of music and attending shows i.e being an active part of that scene as well as another scene makes you a scene jumper. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just being versatile.
Kid One- Likes Pop, tells friends he likes hardcore when he doesn't, goes to shows and doesn't like the music, dresses what he thinks he should = Poser
Teen Two- Likes Rap & Likes Screamo, goes to rap and screamo shows and concerts, is honest with his friends he likes both kinds of music= Scene Jumper
Teen Three- Likes Rap Only, Dresses "scene", goes to rap shows = Loyal to rap music, not a poser not a scene jumper
Kid One- Likes Pop, tells friends he likes hardcore when he doesn't, goes to shows and doesn't like the music, dresses what he thinks he should = Poser
Teen Two- Likes Rap & Likes Screamo, goes to rap and screamo shows and concerts, is honest with his friends he likes both kinds of music= Scene Jumper
Teen Three- Likes Rap Only, Dresses "scene", goes to rap shows = Loyal to rap music, not a poser not a scene jumper
I like all kinds of music and go to all kinds of shows. I'm a scene jumper. Don't like it? Oh well...
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