Josh

Someone who skips to do FUCKING cricket.

Are you joshing rn?

by WillBeWill009 November 17, 2022

Josh(ua)

This is the name of someone named Josh or Joshua. This person is strong, passionate, honest, loyal, hot, and most of all forgiving. If you are going through a horrible time in your life and you can't be there for the people around you, this person will always stand by your side and make you stronger in your weakest moment. they will never judge you or hurt you and they will always be there when you need them (even if you may have been an asshole, they will still be there for you) ♥️

Person 1: Oh my gosh my life sucks so much right now I'm panicking and scared!
Josh(ua): I'm here for you. I promice. If you need anything at all let me know and I will do it.
Person 1: Even though I was an asshole to you earlier?
Josh(ua): Don't worry about it, I forgive you. Just focus on being happy right now.
Person 1: Thank you so much, I don't know what I would do without you!

by The favorite <3 November 21, 2022

Josh

Josh is an overprotective kinda guy to most girls. You wont catch him hanging out with any guys, mostly just with little girls in a "platonic'' kind of way. Josh becomes very defensive for any women, especially Egirls ranging anywhere from 12-16 years old. Although others may potentially see his actions as unethical, he disagrees and never holds himself accountable. Josh is usually a manipulative liar that targets his lies and deceits to the people he calls his friends. Josh has many fetishes such as animated video game pornography, Cuck porn, and teenage porn. Solitary confinement areas are mostly filled with the social rejects and pedophiles named Josh.

Oh my God! I bet Josh has shackles in his basement!

Hey, my name is Josh, and I don't mind how old you are, age is just a number.

by AtholPoliceDepartment December 23, 2022

Josh

looks just like Andy Bernard from the office. He has a tendency to say booya after he busts a nut and call his loved one pookiebear. He loves to eat ass and also is referred to as creamer from time to time

Damn that guy has chocolate all over his mouth he must have pulled a josh

by jeboris123 March 7, 2023

joshft

Loonhead pill popping raver, proper nitty with a little Willy. Guilty of edibles police caught him, won’t be out anytime soon. Dented whip. Don’t get started on the pillow talk.

Look at joshft the smartwhip general, no one wants to be him.

by FlySpray April 14, 2023

Josh

A male attracted to minions

1:yo it’s josh
2:shit.

by Echo-Snake2 April 19, 2023

Josh Plenty

The epitome of sex symbol. The most handsome man god has ever created and has the eye of a tiger to match. A man who is basically a walking bitch magnet and can’t get the wet pussies away. The reason for that might be because he is eradicating ugly bitches.

Also the inventor of wet toilet paper grenade which is a form of a middle school prank where you soak toilet paper in water and throw it against a mirror in the toilet. It makes an explosive sound and is very funny. He is a racist fascist fuck and is overall a piece of shit human being but somehow steals the hottest bitches.

Legend says he left 10000 fat bitches in a burning warehouse because they were so ugly it didn’t make his dick hard. And another time he murdered 6 fat bitches in a elevator because the door wouldn’t fucking close. He came out with blood and fat in his hands. Another time he crashed an airplane with the middle eastern pilots because fat bitches next his tiny economy seat, took his fucking spot and pissed him off.
He is a fucking legend

SAGGIN1: was cracking with it vanilla face? What happened to your bitch?
SAGGIN2: don’t ask my n-word, JOSH PLENTY fucking stole my bitch.
SAGGIN1: damn n-word, JOSH PLENTY cucked you huh?

SAGGIN2: yeah he josh plentied me. And he came plenty in my girlfriend too.

by Calf slicer May 5, 2023