Jacob

Twat

Hey, you see that fat ol' jacob on that one chick
OH HELL NAH THAT SHIT NASTY

by 1290579302918503 June 28, 2014

JacobSnakeUp

A youtube gaming streamer who enjoys enteraining his fans and viewers with mostly League of Legends.
His subscribers and followers are part of "SnakeSquad"

Viewer 1: Have you seen JacobSnakeUp's last subwars game?
Viewer 2: Yeah! It was super lit!

by IsoMS July 7, 2016

Jacob

An emo dude that knows nothing about his girlfriend and watches naruto

Why is that guy cutting his wrists by the manga?
Because he is jacob

by Kekleon March 7, 2017

Jacob

Usually a boy that hits puberty at the age of 7 and gets one bitch for his whole life named Samantha. She usually is a red head with a big ass birthmark and Jacob is a asshole

Did you see Jacob with that red haired bitch?

Yes!

by Niggardly July 13, 2017

Jacob

Jacobs are unique in many ways. They tend to be tall and overweight. Jacobs are good at math and war history. They also tend to have hobbies like playing video games and watching anime. Jacobs are sweet and kind, or at least they always try to be. They can have a hard time at school and almost always look depressed, but they don't no they look that way. It may be because he is single, but who knows.One desire they have is to feel the soft hands of someone who loves him. This is not because he is creepy, but because his hands feel nothing but things that feel like sand paper. His weight also makes people wanting him to do laber. Jacobs don't have many friends and want more so go cheer him up.

People: How you doing Jacob?
Jacob: Good.
People: ( yeah right.)

by The two the many August 8, 2017

Jacob

A guy that usually gets into fights and wins

Often has anger issues

Loves sports

Smartass

Silent when around people he doesn’t know

Gets over girls but it sometimes takes a few months

Guy 1: Hey where Jacob

Guy 2: probably in a fight

Guy 3: that or being a smartass

by Ice cube doc dre November 8, 2017

jacob

a total jerk . Jacob is the guy to make a girl fall for him and turn against u at the last moment.. he is the one to ask u out and turn to u 2 weeks later and say he is gay just so he can start talking to guys u like.... NEVER GET A JACOB.. UNLESS U WANT CHEATED ON..

Maddie: hey babe its our 4 month avaversery

:Jacob: cant
Maddie: y
Jacob: ugh I'm gay sorry we cant date

by canadian ass January 24, 2018