mark jacobs

when you fill up goggles with shit and then make a girl wear them

"girl you white why yo eyes brow"
i just put on some mark jacobs

by mykehoe August 19, 2008

Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

jacob's ladder

1)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl. man 1 and the girl get into the 69position while guy # 2 gives it to the girl in the ass.
2)the sex position between 2 guys and a girl where guy #1 lies on his back and bangs girl #1 while guy# 2 bangs her in the ass

gibby is looking fine tonight i cant wait to jacob's ladder her walt said to sean

by C_murph324 August 30, 2006

jacob

the most perfect human being in the galaxy. he is super caring and has a big heart.

“jacob is super good looking. he’s basically perfect!”

by basicaveragehumanbeing February 7, 2020

Jacob Geller

Jacob Geller is a YouTuber who joined the site on Dec 1, 2008 but began uploading his content today a year ago. He makes videos on topics such as philosophy and politics and intertwines the topics with video games in a unique and interesting way that feels organic and personal.

Quotes from Jacob Geller's videos:

"They say graphics aren't important, but every game I've ever played had them"
"Now in 2019, you wouldn't design one (a school) without a way for a kid to get away from an active shooter."
"You'd rather have it to be safe, right?"
"Big beefy bro's."
"We see games as utility first."
"Oddly those weird corners, the ones least useful to gameplay, felt the most legitimate."

by creeperarmy100 April 16, 2020

jacob

an absolute mincer. got a massive todge. massive mits. his buns are bigger than yours.

me: wow jacob. your bottom’s rather large
jacob: jee thanks darling

by bellamay December 23, 2019

jacob cain

a blonde stupid fuck that likes men in his room at night. Usually have either very little to no penis. Most of the time is gay.when they act gay they are gay. Usually their sisters are milfs and good fuckers. They take milk and cookies everyday.

Jacob pelky and jacob cain sleep together at night wile they give each other milk and cookies. Never use condoms.

by caleeeeeb frwaps March 11, 2010