The name given to a stranger or long-term acquintance whose
real name you have no intention of ever learning.
A command given to a good buddy who has really got to calm down or else he will endanger losing the privilege of your friendship.
real name you have no intention of ever learning.
A command given to a good buddy who has really got to calm down or else he will endanger losing the privilege of your friendship.
You: "Would you mind telling me how to get to the subway?"
Stranger: "No problem. Three blocks to the north and one to the east."
You: "Thanks Jackson."
Buddy: "Timmy's mother's funeral is at 4:00."
You: "You've told me that four times."
Buddy: "And now I'm telling you again."
You: "At ease, Jackson."
Stranger: "No problem. Three blocks to the north and one to the east."
You: "Thanks Jackson."
Buddy: "Timmy's mother's funeral is at 4:00."
You: "You've told me that four times."
Buddy: "And now I'm telling you again."
You: "At ease, Jackson."
by ndrhodymatt August 3, 2007
Get the Jackson mug.A city in North Florida which keeps telling itself its the largest city in the State. Which it is in Land Size but really a City that is the size of a whole county only has around 700,000 people. Sure JAX is the largest city. But who cares about actual city. Metro Areas are what count. And Miami Metro is the 6th largest in the country 50th in the world. Jacksonville the city which keeps thinking it is better than Miami atleast in one thing ;)
Miami is the ecconomic Capital of Florida and Latin America. Also the leading Gateway betweens the Americas.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
Jacksonville: Big Port because they get lots of cars from Europe. YAY.
by Flymia September 3, 2005
Get the Jacksonville mug.Jackson, one of the most homosexual names you could ever give to a human being. Boys named Jackson will never have a chance with girls because everyone obviously knows he is a cock gobbling queer. You can find many Jacksons wearing cowboy boots riding the mechanical bull at a cowboy bar better than most pornstars. You can also find them 80% of the time looking at himself in the mirror flexing his small pasty white arms, then sending out a mass snap to everyone on snap about how they just did arm day for the past 5 days. I truly feel sorry for anyone that has this god forsaken name and any parent who legally gave him this name was just doing it to fuck the kids life up.
"how do my biceps look?" Jackson shut up you incredibly homosexual man"
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."
"Ah yes Jackson! He dog fucked my friends boyfriend because he had 3% body fat."
by Bpud April 4, 2019
Get the Jackson mug.Jackson is a sexy beast who loves to suck Nathan’s penis. He will always hump Bear and lick his mom all over
by Indyfire29 November 8, 2019
Get the Jackson mug.A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.
Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...
by venusflytrap January 17, 2005
Get the Samuel L Jackson mug.Depends on which Jackson. Some Jacksons can be pretty chill, but others are total fuckboys. Jackson the fuckboy is usually an arrogant, egotistic person and they believe that they are the king of the world.
"Hey, you're Jackson right?"
"Yup. But call me King Jackson. Or Mr Jackson. Or Doctor Jackson. Or Professor Jackson. Any of those work."
"But you aren't a king, or a doctor or a professor"
"I will be."
"Yup. But call me King Jackson. Or Mr Jackson. Or Doctor Jackson. Or Professor Jackson. Any of those work."
"But you aren't a king, or a doctor or a professor"
"I will be."
by The One With Meanings April 15, 2015
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