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smackel-jack

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.
1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.
by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009
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Jack Curtis

Jack is gay. Jack is usally very chubby. Jack has big fat sexy boots. He likes ginger beer in his masssive belly. And takes pictures of his cute titties and sends to other skinny men.
Omg look at the jack Curtis he is fat
by Jackissgayyyyy2 September 5, 2019
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Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.
I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!
by Beatsauce June 5, 2009
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Jack Terricloth

the fictional leader of circus related nyc punk rock gang World/Inferno Friendship Society.
"Curse you Jack Terricloth, you have spilled the wine"
by Josephus Romano May 21, 2003
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Jack-Husky

Those supporting the University of Washington Huskies who exhibit obnoxious behavior, arrogance and smack talk but did not attend the school. Most of these fans didn’t go to college and claim UW as it’s geographically desirable. They may also leverage a family connection (i.e my brother went to UW, therefore I have the right to talk smack about the Cougs and act like an ass) to justify the poor, classless behavior. Ironically, it’s typically the Jack-Huskies who get the most defensive, trash talk the most about the Washington State University Cougars and respond with shouting of uneducated expletives.

Typical UW t-shirt fans in the Seattle area that just want to be a fan and keep their mouth shut is found to be less annoying and acceptable however once they start talking smack, acting arrogant and can’t specify any real connection to the school through actual, personal experience (i.e student, alumni, professor), they are categorized as a Jack-Husky.
Most Jack-Huskies come out around Apple Cup if UW is doing well.

There's a specific personality on KJR AM in Seattle that's the biggest Jack-Husky you'll ever hear of.
by J.Cooper December 7, 2010
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Billy Jacked

Term used when someone gets the shit kicked out of them.
Ex1. Damn, that guy just got Billy Jacked!
Ex2. You wanna get billy jacked?
by protoman2100 March 3, 2010
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Wife-jack

1. The process of meeting and seducing married women who are out on errands or other business originally of a non-intimate purpose. This would involve taking married women home who one met spontaneously at a club, grocery store or online at a site that is not focused on dating or sexuality.

2. Havining ones wife sexually taken unexpectedly by another man with no prior planning.
Mrs. Peterson went to the store to get some groceries, but ended up getting wife jacked and found herself in the back of a SUV with some young guy she met in produce.

Doug thought his better half was out running errands but in fact she had met an old friend from college and had unknowingly been wife-jacked.
by TJJ88 July 17, 2009
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