at least i have my orange juice

a creative and subtle way of saying that you're going to have a shitty day (derived from a florida orange juice commercial).

John: I got an email saying the professor would post our grades today.

Mike: at least I have my orange juice...

by AngryAtom January 20, 2011

ball juice

The cream contained in a man's testicles.

Give me that ball juice now!

by jack the shooter December 5, 2010

act-right juice

The act of giving sex and the result of sex to your woman.
When your girlfriend, wife, or other has a bad attitude or is moody. Then you need to give her some act-right juice. Then after word they have a better out look on life.

Man my girl is tripping...i need to go give her some act-right juice.

by dj rawb May 27, 2009

Orange Juice

A healthy drink made from oranges

mom: dont forget to drink your orange juice!

by Deanna!!! May 6, 2009

out of juice

(выжатый Лимон in Russian)

a) dead tired

b) said of electronic equipment that's out of power and needs recharging

right now I am out of juice, definition a)

by Uncle Dimma April 8, 2015

Banana Juice

Male ejaculant aka CUM.

After I stuck my hairy fuckin' banana in between Maria's jugs, I gave her a pint of banana juice right in her yapper.

by Pepper November 8, 2004

Bum Juice

Bum Juice - 1. A cheap alcoholic drink, Mostly off brand malt liquor. 2. Any form of "street" brewed or distilled alcohol, made by homeless for the homeless. *note stay far from the latter definition, should only be used in small portions.

"Look Jo is so poor all she brought was some bum juice"

by Gayden Peel September 27, 2005