thomas jefferson

The guy on the nickel
The guy who "wrote" the Declaration of Independence (he only put words on paper)
The 3rd president of the US
The guy that had an affair with Sally Hemmings
The guy who was "best buddies" with John Adams, but then had disagreements with him about political issues, causing them to split apart and not talk to each other for 12 years.
The guy who died exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (7/4/1826), same day as John Adams (coincidence much?)

TJ gave Napoleon money to fund his war against Europe.

by squee1 September 13, 2005

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

by \m/(>.<)\m/ October 27, 2008

Jeffray

A living organism that has fall in love to Janice for exactly 5 years. This living organism has the ability to reproduce so-called G-HORMONES when his ass is 0.5m above ground level, G-HORMONES increase one's arouse-ment rate (AR) by 5cm/s. This organism is a symbolism of "hard working but never works=HWNW" which was one of predominant philosophical concept of Dr.Momo during the 70s.
"Jeffray" can be used anytime, any where.

Dr.Momo: Hey, man, why could i never get her?
Mr. V: Jeffray~~~

Dr.Momo:That teacher, sighs... fail at teaching
Mr.V: shit
Dr.Momo: wtf?
Mr.V: Jeffray~~~

by Dr. Momo November 20, 2012

Jeffy

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

by Alan S. April 21, 2008

Jeffco

The meth capitol of the world consisting of a few small towns like Crystal City, Festus, Hillsboro, Arnold, Barnhart, Imperial, & Desoto. Town names have different names from the locals eg. Crystal Meth City, Fetus, & D-Town. Located south of STL.

Guy 1:Dude did you see her? What was she on?
Guy 2: Oh don't worry she's from Jeffco.

by s84freedom June 2, 2009

Jeffpertise

Noun: Expertise, wisdom, or advice offered by someone named Jeff.

Because of Jeff's long and successful career in HR recruiting, he has much Jeffpertise to offer job candidates to aid them in tweaking their resume or search for jobs.

by bruinengineer81 September 3, 2012

jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.

Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!

by poopy butt January 16, 2016