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Michael Jackson 

The greatest and most innocent person to ever exist. Not to mention a musical genius and exceptionally skilled dancer. Michael Jackson was proven innocent after being acquitted of all charges related to allegations of child molestation and similar charges. Michael was, and will always be, innocent.
MJ fan 1: Dude, I just went and watched Billie Jean for the millionth time

MJ fan 2: Thats one of the greatest songs to ever exist! I love Michael Jackson!
MJ fan 1: Me too. I miss him so much
Michael Jackson by MJMegaFan1983 January 25, 2021
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Jeff Jackson 

"Jeff Jackson is a man of great wisdom"
Jeff Jackson by George's_Bush February 26, 2021

doing a jackson 

1. To have a dilema
2. Be unsure of ones actions and precedings
3. To be generally long
Q.Have you decided what your doing tonight?
A.No, Dunno,Not sure, I could do this that or the other
Q.Stop doing a Jackson and sort it out

double dippin' flippin' jackson

getting a blow job while driving going under 30mph on a back road
my girl gave me a double dippin' flippin' jackson yesturday on the way home.

No action Jackson 

Some one who is kind, but will never receive any poon in his life.
Wow that guy is such a no action Jackson.

Reverse michael jackson 

When someone changes skin color from white to black
Did jake from state farm pull a reverse michael jackson

Samuel L. Jackson 

The black guy in every movie or series
I loved samuel L. Jacksons' acting in pulp fiction