bear house is where good music is at
by The manager 382 February 03, 2014
If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.
Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!
by r0ss1234 January 18, 2012
Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.
by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008
Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
1.A name given to a slow (retarded) rugby player that goes to a posh school.
2.A person doing an act of stupidness.
2.A person doing an act of stupidness.
"Look at Hallington Bear running the wrong way!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"
"Check the guy with his fly undone... what a Hallington Bear!"
by Peachy McLovin October 21, 2008
Evolution of the dust bunny, these dust bears are usually seen inside computers that are never cleared of there dusty bunny problem and they evolve into dust bears, who steal your socks.
by holycows_onfire April 15, 2009
A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
by sofacall July 22, 2009